gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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burningbrooklynbridges:

don’t even talk to me unless you drive this car

hypnomaniac:

i literally do not understand why anybody would cheat on their partner like if you really feel the need to be with somebody else in the same way as you currently are with your partner, be a decent human being and end your relationship to save the person you supposedly love a whole world of unnecessary pain rather than be a piece of shit and break their heart 

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theirishshit:

everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock

deerstalkingdeathfrisbee:

weenierenegades:

CATS ARE FUCKIN WEIRD

don’t pretend you wouldn’t stretch like this if you had the flexibility
inner-realms:

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